August 5, 2004: Nothing like washing your hair with Bodywash

Well nothing much here, I am trying to re-enroll myself into college again. I know that I have taken some college courses, but with recent tuition raises, it has been a bitch to cough up the dough. Damn it, I am going to have to go to the local strip club to pay for college or maybe get a job at Hooters or something. (Kidding)

To make matters worse, I have been washing my hair with Oil Olay’s Intense Moisture Body wash. No let me explain myself, I went to a BBQ festival with Ti-ki torches, festive streamers, and paper parrots. However, before that wonderful event, I had to help my friend Jamie move his stuff into his new apartment. Hoorah for us! Nathan, Joe, and I volunteered our time and services. I being the only girl carried the pillows, a lamp, couple of boxes, which by the way was not fun, I got sweaty and hot. Girls were not created to move stuff.

So any-hoo, after that was done I took the liberty to shower at Nathan’s house. I hope he controlled himself because of a sexy naked Shawna in his bathroom. Okay I brought my own shampoo, conditioner, and other girly stuff along thinking because he is a man, he only had soap and other manly cleansing products. I am precious and pretty, I need to pamper myself, it is my nature.

The fiesta was a hit, people were conversing, the drinks were pouring, the meat was grilling, and of course, I was the loudest one there. It is my job as a Fag Hag to keep the gay men circulating. The event proved that everyone has an opinion of boredom. After the cake was past around and Nathan’s roommate retreated to her room the crowd preceded to the bar for more drinking and some dancing. Yes, I too danced my cute little butt off.

After all the festivities were done and I stumbled my way home, I realized I left all my shower stuff at Nathan’s house, crap, so for the past couple of days I have been washing my hair with body wash. Eew!

Click here to look at Gummi Joe's Sanity 2004 summer luau photos